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Black Clarinet
Group: Wind
Weapons - fired
Description: This is an elegant clarinet made from brushed wood. It has silver-plated keys, a smooth and balanced mechanism, silver pads, and a natural cork. The wood has been brushed with a black varnish that still allows the natural beauty of the wood to shine through. Running behind the reed is a long tube that extends all the way down the instrument, about the width of a dart. It seems that anyone playing this clarinet could also propel a projectile forward at the same time.
It is in excellent condition.
Weight: 5/9 lb
Size: about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide
1.5 ft x 10-12 in
Appraise: The black clarinet is about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon. It can hold less than one pound.
Possible places to get from:

  1. You blow into your black clarinet, creating a horrible squawking.
  2. You play a discordant wheeze of notes on your black clarinet.
  3. Blowing and tapping the key at random, you play a few ear-shattering notes on your black clarinet.
  4. You play a rather awful rendition of a popular tune on your black clarinet.
  5. Blowing steadily into your black clarinet, you play a sombre tune.
  6. You play a simple but pleasant ditty on your black clarinet.
  7. You deftly play a complex and harmonious melody on your black clarinet.
  8. Carefully craddling your black clarinet, you play a beautiful tune.
  1. You play something that sounds like ducks fighting on your [instrument].
  2. You perform a solo lacking in creativity and, indeed, melody on your [instrument].
  3. A discordant noise sounds from the [instrument] as you perform a solo on it.
  4. You perform a simple solo on your [instrument].
  5. You perform a monotonous solo on your [instrument].
  6. You skillfully perform a funky solo on your [instrument].
  7. With admirable timing, you play an inspired solo on your [instrument].
  8. You expertly perform a melodic and beautiful solo on your [instrument].
  1. You serenade [] with your [instrument], playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting.
  2. You serenade [] with an awful tune of clashing notes on your [instrument], showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums.
  3. You play your [instrument], serenading [] with a boring and unimaginative tune.
  4. You timidly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a simple yet appealing tune.
  5. You serenade [] with a rather monotonous tune on your [instrument].
  6. You serenade [] with a soft and romantic melody on your [instrument].
  7. You gallantly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a popular romantic song.
  8. You passionately play a heart-felt melody, serenading [] with your [instrument].