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Lancre Bagpipe

First table shows the generalised version without the bonuses recorded of those below it.

Generalised bonus ranges
Play
  1. Taking a deep breath you blow into your Lancre bagpipe. For a second nothing happens but then a huge sound like a swarm of angry bees in a storm fills the air.
  2. You blow into your Lancre bagpipe but only manages to produce a sad little whine.
  3. With no real skill, you play a horrible clash of notes on your Lancre bagpipe.
  4. You play a simple and wheezy tune on your Lancre bagpipe.
  5. You play an unpleasant tune on your Lancre bagpipe.
  6. You play a noisy yet uplifting melody on your Lancre bagpipe.
  7. Skillfully playing your Lancre bagpipe, you create a motivational tune.
  8. Steadily blowing into your Lancre bagpipe, you play a patriotic song about Lancre.
  1. 0-294
  2. 0-294
  3. 281-315
  4. 294-330
  5. 290-374
  6. 294-394
  7. 317-395
  8. 374+
Perform
  1. You perform a solo lacking in creativity and, indeed, melody on your Lancre bagpipe.
  2. You play something that sounds like ducks fighting on your Lancre bagpipe.
  3. A dischordant noise sounds from the Lancre bagpipe as you perform a solo on it.
  4. You perform a simple solo on your Lancre bagpipe.
  5. You perform a monotonous solo on your Lancre bagpipe.
  6. You skillfully perform a funky solo on your Lancre bagpipe.
  7. With admirable timing, you play an inspired solo on your Lancre bagpipe.
  8. You expertly perform a melodic and beautiful solo on your Lancre bagpipe.
  1. 0-316
  2. 0-330
  3. 323-330
  4. 323-394
  5. 330-394
  6. 374-394
  7. 374-394
  8. 374+
Serenade
  1. You serenade [] with your Lancre bagpipe, playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting.
  2. You serenade [] with an awful tune of clashing notes on your Lancre bagpipe, showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums.
  3. You play your Lancre bagpipe, serenading [] with a boring and unimaginative tune.
  4. You timidly serenade [] on your Lancre bagpipe with a simple yet appealing tune.
  5. You serenade [] with a rather monotonous tune on your Lancre bagpipe.
  6. You serenade [] with a soft and romantic melody on your Lancre bagpipe.
  7. You gallantly serenade [] on your Lancre bagpipe with a popular romantic song.
  8. You passionately play a heart-felt melody, serenading [] with your Lancre bagpipe.
  1. 0-304
  2. 0-305
  3. 300-330
  4. 316-330
  5. 316-394
  6. 317-394
  7. 374-394
  8. 394+

Quicklist

Play

Music line Bonus Achieved at: General
1 Taking a deep breath you blow into your Lancre bagpipe. For a second nothing happens but then a huge sound like a swarm of angry bees in a storm fills the air. 0 (0), 55 (50), 254 (169), 263 (175), 274 (195), 277 (197), 281 (200), 294 (209), 0-294
2 You blow into your Lancre bagpipe but only manages to produce a sad little whine. 0 (0), 55 (50), 254 (169), 263 (175), 274 (195), 277 (197), 281 (200), 284 (202), 294 (209), 0-294
3 With no real skill, you play a horrible clash of notes on your Lancre bagpipe. 281 (200), 284 (202), 290 (200), 294 (209), 300 (213), 304 (59), 305 (216), 315 (57), 281-315
4 You play a simple and wheezy tune on your Lancre bagpipe. 284 (202), 290 (200), 294 (209), 300 (213), 304 (59), 305 (209), 305 (216), 315 (57), 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 284-330
5 You play an unpleasant tune on your Lancre bagpipe. 290 (200), 294 (209), 300 (213), 304 (59), 305 (209), 305 (216), 315 (57), 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 374 (55), 290-374
6 You play a noisy yet uplifting melody on your Lancre bagpipe. 294 (209), 300 (213), 305 (209), 315 (57), 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 374 (55), 394 (58), 294-394
7 Skillfully playing your Lancre bagpipe, you create a motivational tune. 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 374 (55), 394 (58), 395 (58), 317-395
8 Steadily blowing into your Lancre bagpipe, you play a patriotic song about Lancre. 374 (55), 395 (58), 374-395

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Perform

Music line Bonus Achieved at: General
1 You play something that sounds like ducks fighting on your Lancre bagpipe. 0 (0), 55 (50), 281 (200), 284 (202), 290 (200), 294 (209), 300 (213), 305 (209), 316 (57), 0-316
2 You perform a solo lacking in creativity and, indeed, melody on your Lancre bagpipe. 0 (0), 55 (50), 254 (169), 274 (195), 277 (197), 281 (200), 284 (202), 290 (200), 294 (209), 300 (213), 304 (59), 305 (209), 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 0-330
3 A dischordant noise sounds from the Lancre bagpipe as you perform a solo on it. 323 (62), 330 (60), 323-330
4 You perform a simple solo on your Lancre bagpipe. 323 (62), 330 (60), 374 (55), 394 (58), 323-394
5 You perform a monotonous solo on your Lancre bagpipe. 330 (60), 374 (55), 394 (58), 330-394
6 You skillfully perform a funky solo on your Lancre bagpipe. 374 (55), 394 (58), 374-394
7 With admirable timing, you play an inspired solo on your Lancre bagpipe. 374 (55), 394 (58), 374-394
8 You expertly perform a melodic and beautiful solo on your Lancre bagpipe. 374 (55), 394 (58), 374-394

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Serenade

Music line Bonus Achieved at: General
1 You serenade [] with your Lancre bagpipe, playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting. 0 (0), 55 (50), 274 (195), 284 (202), 294 (209), 304 (59), 0-304
2 You serenade [] with an awful tune of clashing notes on your Lancre bagpipe, showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums. 0 (0), 55 (50), 254 (169), 274 (195), 277 (197), 281 (200), 284 (202), 290 (200), 294 (209), 300 (213), 304 (59), 305 (209), 0-305
3 You play your Lancre bagpipe, serenading [] with a boring and unimaginative tune. 300 (213), 304 (59), 305 (209), 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 300-330
4 You timidly serenade [] on your Lancre bagpipe with a simple yet appealing tune. 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 316-330
5 You serenade [] with a rather monotonous tune on your Lancre bagpipe. 316 (57), 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 374 (55), 394 (58), 316-394
6 You serenade [] with a soft and romantic melody on your Lancre bagpipe. 317 (61), 323 (62), 330 (60), 374 (55), 394 (58), 317-394
7 You gallantly serenade [] on your Lancre bagpipe with a popular romantic song. 374 (55), 394 (58), 374-394
8 You passionately play a heart-felt melody, serenading [] with your Lancre bagpipe. 394 (58), 394

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